Transformers 2 Doesn't Just Suck -It Blows!

Micheal Bay dude, you killed the Transformers for me!!! This one sucks doubly more than the first one! -It's possible!

Besides the obvious bad plot that usually goes with action flicks this one manages to surpass any possible character development whatsoever and goes straight into the blowing shit up in such a schizo way that will give even a pimply adolescent overstimulated by video games a headache. Who by the way seems to be the only demographic targeted judging by the vast amount of Megan Fox booby shots in slow mo' designed to accomplish nothing but help 15 year old boys jerk off!

And don't even get me started on the 'funny' parts... Yeah! Humping is funny let's milk it! Hence we get two dogs humping in one scene and a robot humping Megan's leg in another! Haven't seen it? -Don't. I want my 2 hours and 24 minutes back!!! I coulda seen 5 and a half episodes of the transformers cartoon instead! Waste of time!

BTW Happy Independence Day!

More Racism in Miley Cyrus Debacle

Lucie Kim who's suing Miley for defaming Asians in a racist photo of her pulling a chink face earlier this year wants the judge assigned to the case, Judge Robert Hess to remove himself.

Judge Hess apparently repeatedly referred to Asians as err... "oriental". Huh? How old is the man? Does he not know it's offensive and has been since, oh, I dunno... like 1920?!!!

Here's the statement that the Ho' issued in her own defense: “I’ve also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I’m sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context! In No way was I making fun of any ethnicity!” - Ummm! Look at the picture! chink faces = goofy faces??? Seriously, just shut up already!!!

The Racist and His "Jokes"

Last Sunday I was at a baby shower, uh-oh sounds bad already right? Anyways there came a point where people were telling jokes... when it came to this guy ric's turn he made a deal of asking the waiter to close the door behind him as he was leaving... so all eyes and ears were on him and then he proceeds to tell a joke that goes like this:

Q: What do you call an Indian dressed in red?
(suspense)
A: Kit-Kat

Uncomfortable silence. The waiter was Indian. There were 16 Chinese peeps in the room.

Q: If a Jew, A Negro (urm... whoever says that?), and Indian jump off a building.
Who lands first?
A: Who Cares???

More awkward silence...

At which point I say
that's not funny
Q: But you know what it is?
A: Racist!

Smirks... followed by someone else announcing she was leaving the room for smokes. I follow her...

I mean what kind of fucking jokes are those??? I don't get it! I guess I was wrong when I thought we were kinda evolved and past it. I felt dirty just being there.

Question is, is it OK to make racist jokes? -Yes if it's debunking common stereotypes and more importantly if it's funny and not in a hurtful or hateful way. Otherwise it's not a joke it's a f***ing racist remark. Hate-mongering.

I hope he get's beaten up one day. Now that'll be a damn good joke!!!

Harrods -Conspiracy Theorists

Miso was at Harrod's recently, yes, I often nip in and out out to Harrod's for imported loose leaf tea 'cos that's how I roll! and really couldn't help noticing the most bizzare memorial statues of Diana & Dodi with a plaque that reads "Innocent Victims". Wierd-uh!

Nerd Analysis

If you used to be a nerd as in nobody talked to you and all of a sudden you've kinda made it. Say maybe your nerdiness paid off and you're raking in mad dough and then all the cool people suddenly wanna be your best friend... Would you

1. Get caught up in your new found popularity and think these cool people like me so that means I'm finally cool
   
   or
   
   
2. Be clever enough to smell that they are only nice to you 'cos they were superficial losers all along
   

Newsflash!!! -If you picked 1 you are so still a nerd.

By the way did you know the word "nerd" was coined by Dr. Seuss? It's a creature from the book If I Ran The Zoo. How nerdy is it that I know that???

Atheist or what?

Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
Fear is the mother of morality.
~Friedrich Nietzche~